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Dunce Cap

As a former bank teller, this one is near and dear to my heart. “Oh, Come On. Show Me That Handsome Mug.” (Now available in mug shots!) In York, PA, a hooded-man entered a bank and demanded money. The teller told him to remove his hood, which the idiot man did, allowing police some good videotaped evidence to hold against him in court.

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Police in Portland, ME are looking for a man who uses his car to cut-off vehicles being driven by women traveling solo. He then gets out of his car and shows off his ensemble which consists of a garter belt and black high-heeled boots. The article doesn’t say whether he puts on a performance beyond that. Since this has never happened to me, I can’t be sure how I’d react, but I do think I’d pee myself laughing. Guess I’ll have to wait for the video… “Well, He Was Wearing a Garter and Boots”

 

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Hp's Laptop

Do you know of a child who deserves a laptop? Sarabeth from i once was hp is searching for the right person to give this laptop from One Laptop Per Child to. For all the details, see her post, “Technology or Why the OLPC Laptop Won’t Work For My Children.” The deadline is March 15 at 11:59 p.m. EDT.

 

In the spirit of the day, three Ohio couples tied the knot yesterday–at White Castle (yes, the fast-food burger place)!

The flower girl sprinkled salt and pepper packets.  The grooms wore employee name tags in lieu of flowers on their lapels.  The wedding cake was designed to look like a tray with burgers, fries and a drink.

So, this wouldn’t exactly be my first choice of a setting for a wedding, but I gotta give them credit for uniqueness!

“Ohio Couples Have White (Castle) Wedding”

Since joining the blogosphere, I’ve seen mention of Craigslist on a couple occasions. Both times were about outrageous ads posted there.

Seems that trend continues…

Today, I came across an article on Yahoo News, telling of an idiot guy in Connecticut who placed an ad on Craigslist offering to sell pot. Yep. Marijuana. Weed. Maryjane.

And I bet you can guess what happened to the genius.

“Connecticut Man Tries to Sell Pot Online”

Million Dollar Dogs

January 31st, 2008
Posted in Humor, News, Pets | 4 Comments »

You have to check out this story from CNN, “Dogs Live The High Life.” When their owner died in 2006, they were left $1,000,000. Ah, to live a dog’s life…


Rich Dog

“Extreme Proposals: Will You Marry Me at 20,000 Feet?”

This story goes on about over-the-top proposals (one couple was skydiving, another man proposed on tv, while another rented a theater!), and how men are spending lots of money (over and above the ring) on pulling-off the ‘perfect proposal’.

Maybe I’m old-fashioned (or just plain old), but are all the theatrics really necessary in order to propose to someone these days? Most of us would probably prefer it to be romantic, but I think it would be fairly difficult for any sincere proposal to be anything else! Not to mention the uncomfortable and embarrassing situation this could turn into if the person being proposed to isn’t prepared to say, “Yes,” right away!

My advice: focus more on being happily married than spending thousands of dollars on asking a question!

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