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As a former bank teller, this one is near and dear to my heart. “Oh, Come On. Show Me That Handsome Mug.” (Now available in mug shots!) In York, PA, a hooded-man entered a bank and demanded money. The teller told him to remove his hood, which the idiot man did, allowing police some good videotaped evidence to hold against him in court.

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Police in Portland, ME are looking for a man who uses his car to cut-off vehicles being driven by women traveling solo. He then gets out of his car and shows off his ensemble which consists of a garter belt and black high-heeled boots. The article doesn’t say whether he puts on a performance beyond that. Since this has never happened to me, I can’t be sure how I’d react, but I do think I’d pee myself laughing. Guess I’ll have to wait for the video… “Well, He Was Wearing a Garter and Boots”

 

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8 Responses to “From The Dumb Criminals File”

  1. Maria Says:

    OMG @ 2!!!!

  2. zoeyjane Says:

    haaahaaaahaaaa. why doesn’t he wear the matching bra?

  3. Stacey Says:

    @Maria: Yeah, I can’t imagine myself really being scared if that happened, cuz I’d be too busy laughing my ass off!

    @zoeyjane: Good question! I guess he’s just not that fashion conscious! LOL!

  4. Misty Dawn Says:

    WooHooo on the cross-dressing criminal – I wonder if his high-heeled boots are sexier than mine…

  5. OHmommy Says:

    Thanks for the comment. And, more importantly, for the laugh. Heeehee, nice!

  6. Stacey Says:

    @Misty Dawn: That would really stink, wouldn’t it? LOL!

    @OHmommy: My pleasure! Glad you enjoyed! :-)

  7. Melinda Says:

    How retarded are those guys?

  8. Stacey Says:

    @Melinda: LOL! That’s why I love these stories. The stupidity never seems to end!

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